Jan. 1, 2006 Day Four: Home Sweet Home

It's home sweet home after a three-night stay at Hutzel "Women's" Hospital, which I like to refer to as the "Ladies" hospital, because I had all the "Ladies" swooning over me.

One of those ladies was my mom, who I'll refer to as Momma CJ.

Although I think Momma CJ was secretly a little bit bitter about the ordeal I put her through -- you know, 17 hours of excruciating pain and all that -- it all changed once she got a glimpse of 22.5 inches and 10 pounds 6 ounces of cuteness.