March 16, 2006 Day 76: Am I a Vegan?

I'm done with cow milk. It's udderly disappointing (Sorry. More Nurse Irene humor.)

But now that I've switched to soy, does that mean I'm a vegan? I don't know exactly what a vegan is, but I wouldn't mind being one because it rhymes with a lot of other words, and I could use it when writing poems or rap lyrics. Here's a couple I already came up with.

Poem
Hudson the vegan
Has an aunt named Megan

Rap
Hudson the vegan
You all want to be him
Come to his crib and you might get to see him
So cute to the eye that you'll think that your dreamin'
He's Hudson the vegan ... peeeeace! Soy milk drinkers in the house!