Jan. 26, 2006 Day Twenty-Nine: Baby Jokes

Daddy B bought me my first book of jokes. It's called "My Baby's First Book of Jokes."

Man, are there some zingers in there.

Have you heard the one about the boy who lost his pacifier in the well ... hee ... hee ... hee ... ha ... ha ... haaaaaah! Ohhh! I can't take it. Too funny. Too funny.

Or what about the baby who crawled across the road, or the 3-month-old who tried to make three wishes to his Diaper Genie... Ha... Ha... Hee... Heee... Heeeeeeh! Ohhhhh boy! ... I think I need a diaper change.