April 8, 2006 Day 100: Little Big Man

It's been a while since I've written to you, the fans of Swaddle Report, so let me update you on what's going on in my life.

As this picture shows, I am now a 12-year-old boy. I skipped all those boring toddler years, wasting time learning to walk and talk, and went straight to pre-puberty.

I will soon be dating girls, talking back to my parents and preparing for my SATs.


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